Journalist, Blogger, Jackhammer: RAPHMOE. Ask Me Anything (AMA)

"Raphmoe" (raphmoe) 11/03/2014 at 16:29 • Filed to: AMA

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Here taking answers and writing responses to questions for my friends in oppositelock nation.

crown victor victoria > Raphmoe 11/03/2014 at 16:32

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If you could into anything, what would it be?

thebigbossyboss > Raphmoe 11/03/2014 at 16:33

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Are you waymoe?

Crocket Bernet > Raphmoe 11/03/2014 at 16:34

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What color are your nipples currently?

Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > Raphmoe 11/03/2014 at 16:35

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Where can I find your journalistic writing?

waymoe > thebigbossyboss 11/03/2014 at 16:37

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Waymoe is love. Waymoe is life. Raphmoe is some fuckface wannabe

JR1 > Raphmoe 11/03/2014 at 16:37

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or

Kate's Dirty Sister > Raphmoe 11/03/2014 at 16:39

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What are your plans for the next 36 hours?

thebigbossyboss > waymoe 11/03/2014 at 16:46

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So yes, then.

ACESandEIGHTS > Raphmoe 11/03/2014 at 16:46

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Is your name Raphael Mortimer? Maureen? Marion?

ACESandEIGHTS > Raphmoe 11/03/2014 at 17:04

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You seem like a pretty cool guy.

waymoe > thebigbossyboss 11/03/2014 at 17:17

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I guarantee he is not me. I am me.

Raphmoe > thebigbossyboss 11/03/2014 at 17:20

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No.

Raphmoe > JR1 11/03/2014 at 17:20

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Yes.

Raphmoe > ACESandEIGHTS 11/03/2014 at 17:20

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No.

Raphmoe > crown victor victoria 11/03/2014 at 17:21

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Raphmoe > Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready 11/03/2014 at 17:22

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http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/classic-car-fo…

http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/used-car-shopp…

http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/mister-orloves…

http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/meet-foxy-a-ja…

Raphmoe > Kate's Dirty Sister 11/03/2014 at 17:22

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Find a warm place to sleep.

Raphmoe > Crocket Bernet 11/03/2014 at 17:22

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Purple; from Waymoe.

Raphmoe > ACESandEIGHTS 11/03/2014 at 17:22

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Thanks, friend. I love it here on Jalopnik, everyone is very nice and friendly. I hope you're having a good day.

crown victor victoria > Raphmoe 11/03/2014 at 18:13

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This is a much better answer than even I expected.

Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > Raphmoe 11/03/2014 at 18:56

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I see. All well written articles.

Jonathan Harper > Raphmoe 11/04/2014 at 08:34

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Didn't you already do one of these?

Raphmoe > Jonathan Harper 11/04/2014 at 08:38

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Are you asking yourself?

Jonathan Harper > Raphmoe 11/04/2014 at 08:49

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No I'm asking you. Isn't that what this is all about?

Raphmoe > Jonathan Harper 11/04/2014 at 08:57

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I don't remember. Even if I did, this was a new one.

Jonathan Harper > Raphmoe 11/04/2014 at 09:04

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What do you wish someone asked you here?

Raphmoe > Jonathan Harper 11/04/2014 at 10:31

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Didn't you already do one of these?

Jonathan Harper > Raphmoe 11/04/2014 at 10:34

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Well if you were expecting someone to ask this, then I would expect you to remember when it was.

Raphmoe > Jonathan Harper 11/04/2014 at 10:36

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What do you wish someone asked you?

Jonathan Harper > Raphmoe 11/04/2014 at 10:40

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This isn't about me. This is your AMA. What makes you a "jackhammer"?

Raphmoe > Jonathan Harper 11/04/2014 at 10:41

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I masturbate with my hand.

Jonathan Harper > Raphmoe 11/04/2014 at 10:42

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You should blog about it. With the utmost journalistic integrity.

Raphmoe > Jonathan Harper 11/04/2014 at 10:48

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Why? Everyone poops, everyone masturbates. The human condition is the human condition; he who is without sin may cast the first stone. I will not blog about it. If you want to blog about it (since you keep asking questions you seem to be interested), then you blog about it. Best of luck on your research.

Raphmoe > Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready 11/04/2014 at 10:50

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Thank you friend, I try hard but it is not easy.

Jonathan Harper > Raphmoe 11/04/2014 at 10:52

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Wo wo moe, don't get all defensive. Remember where we are, we're in the thread YOU created to allow people to ask YOU questions...about anything.

What made you want to pursue your journalistic endeavors? What brought you to Jalopnik in the first place?

Raphmoe > Jonathan Harper 11/04/2014 at 10:54

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My love of cars and car culture.

Jonathan Harper > Raphmoe 11/04/2014 at 11:02

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What's your absolute favorite car?

Raphmoe > Jonathan Harper 11/04/2014 at 11:05

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The BMW E30 M3.

http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/heaven-is-rall…

Jonathan Harper > Raphmoe 11/04/2014 at 11:09

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Good choice. What's your absolute least favorite car? Sidebar: what's the best road you've ever driven on? And why?

Raphmoe > Jonathan Harper 11/04/2014 at 11:48

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Least favorite car: 2oo6 Toyota Camry.

Best road: Wyncoop Creek Road (SR:3) in New York's Southern Tier.

What's the best road you've ever driven on?

It was fun because it's twisty, turny, off and on camber, and winds through hills, valleys, and around bends in the woods.

Jonathan Harper > Raphmoe 11/04/2014 at 11:50

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What do you think is the most important thing happening in the car industry right now? What makes you shy away from new cars so much?

Raphmoe > Jonathan Harper 11/04/2014 at 11:51

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Hybrids and batteries.

New cars don't have soul.

Jonathan Harper > Raphmoe 11/04/2014 at 11:52

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What's the newest sports car you've driven?

Raphmoe > Jonathan Harper 11/04/2014 at 11:58

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1995 M3:

http://raphmoe.kinja.com/is-this-the-de…

Jonathan Harper > Raphmoe 11/04/2014 at 12:02

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How did it drive without gasoline and oil?

Raphmoe > Jonathan Harper 11/04/2014 at 12:33

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M cars are self lubricating so it does not need oil.

It ran with gasoline (I said this a few times). Please re-read the review if you need more clarity.

Jonathan Harper > Raphmoe 11/04/2014 at 12:37

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Tell us your creation story.

Raphmoe > Jonathan Harper 11/04/2014 at 13:05

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Jonathan Harper > Raphmoe 11/04/2014 at 13:13

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When did you realize you were into cars?

Raphmoe > Jonathan Harper 11/04/2014 at 13:55

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At a young age. When did you realize you were into cars?

Jonathan Harper > Raphmoe 11/04/2014 at 14:00

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How many times must I remind you?!? This is YOUR ama!!

What other blogs do you read aside from Jalopnik?

Raphmoe > Jonathan Harper 11/04/2014 at 14:01

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I read jbh.kinja.com

Jonathan Harper > Raphmoe 11/04/2014 at 14:08

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Ugh why, there is nothing interesting there.

Raphmoe > Jonathan Harper 11/04/2014 at 14:09

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Because I like uninteresting aspects of car culture.

Jonathan Harper > Raphmoe 11/04/2014 at 14:31

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You are literally no fun.

Raphmoe > Jonathan Harper 11/04/2014 at 14:58

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I find the uninteresting to some interesting. We all have our quirks and this is what makes car culture so great.